Willie and I were in a pet store the other day when we spotted this rodent that looked somewhat like a small capybara. It was completely furless, except for a few tufts on its head.
I went up to purr over it when he wondered over and remarked, “Ew, that’s pretty ugly.”
“Because it’s hairless? Well it does have spots of hair.”
“That hair doesn’t count. Eww…”
I let him go to admire some chinchillas, but what I really wanted to say was, “Well, what do you think we look like then?”